Is everything really for free?

Yes it is and it will always be.

Why can't I lose weight?

Because you don't work out and eat junk food.

Why do I never see baby pigeons?

Because they are invisible to mean people.

How do I heal a broken heart?

Booze or a visit to the zoo or both.

What is love?

When you like our page on Facebook.

Why can't I send you some money?

Actually you can. Let us know If you would like to.

Can you lose your virginity if you fall?

It depends on how you fall but basically yes. Be careful.

Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?

If your nose is sensitive enough then yes, you can.

Are my masturbation habits bad?

If you're masturbating more times than you eat, you have a problem. And probably don't have a job.

My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?

If you have to ask, then, yes.